Are you psychopathic?
Try my simple
psychopath test

Hi, I’m Otis, your three-legged personal development guru cat.

Let me say straightaway that I have a feeling you are not a psychopath.

But wouldn’t it be great to have that officially confirmed.

Wouldn’t it be great if at your next job interview when they ask you to say something about yourself you could mention that you are not psychopathic. And it's been officially confirmed by a three-legged cat.

Probing questions
Well that’s what I’m attempting to make possible for you today with my unique psychopathic personality test.

On this page I’ll be trying to get to the heart of who you are by asking you some probing questions.

Each question in my psychopath checklist has been specially crafted to tease out of you the information needed to accurately assess your mental state.

Please read each one carefully and try to respond honestly with either a 'yes' or 'no' answer. Remember, if you answer falsely, the only person you are deceiving is yourself.

OK, take a deep breath and off you go.

Take the Psychopath Test now

Question 1
Do you ever begin sentences with the phrase, “Speaking as a
psychopath . . .”?

Question 2
When scanning job advertisements do you find yourself ignoring the ones that say, “Psychopaths need not apply”?

Question 3
Have you ever written a book called, ‘My Life As A Psychopath’?

Question 4
Has your mother ever written a book called, “Bringing Up A Psychopath – A Parent’s Perspective”?

Question 5
Has the guy who comes to unblock your drains ever written a book called, “Providing Hydro Jetting Services To A Psychopath – A Plumber’s Perspective”?

Question 6
Have you ever been refused entry to a Facebook group for “People who are not psychopaths”?

Question 7
When you went on a diet and lost 50 per cent of your weight did anyone say to you, “You’re half the psychopath you used to be”?

Question 8
Has a qualified medical practitioner ever said to you, “I can confirm you are not a psychopath,” and then added, “I can also confirm that bananas are the main ingredient in apple pie”?

Question 9
At school did you react violently when the kids called you Norman Bates?

How did you do?
Simply add up the number of times you answered ‘yes’ to the questions above and then refer to my psychopath test score guide below.

Psychopath test score guide
Here's the information you’ve been waiting for:

• Yes 1-8 times – there are signs you might be slightly psychopathic, but it could be a statistical anomaly
• Yes 9 times – that’s a high psychopathic score, but it might be just a phase you’re going through
• Yes 10 times - not only are you psychopathic, you seem to have trouble counting.

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